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Conan O’Brien stalked by Catholic priest
A Catholic priest from Boston was arrested for stalking Conan O’ Brien in New York yesterday. The forty six year old priest David Ajemian tried to enter a filming of “Late Night with Conan O’ Brien”...
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Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O’Brien
I’m a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny...
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Fire Jimmy Fallon. Case closed.
With Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM being yet another retarded decision for NBC, the network is now moving him back to his old time-slot at 11:35 where Conan O’Brien currently hosts The Tonight Show. The AP...
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Conan O’Brien tells NBC to f-ck itself
Conan O’Brien released a statement announcing he will not participate in NBC’s decision to push The Tonight Show to 12:05 a.m. in order to accommodate a half-hour Jay Leno show at 11:35: So it has come...
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Jay Leno set to return to ‘The Tonight Show’
After convincing an entire television network to ass-rape one man’s dreams of hosting The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will return to his old show in its original time slot. TMZ reports: We’re told NBC...
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Jay Leno wants to leave NBC
While NBC wants him back on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno might be following Conan out the door thanks to the network’s unbelievably retarded handling of the situation, according to PopEater: Sources...
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UPDATE: Conan O’Brien leaving ‘Tonight Show’ next week
Conan O’Brien is officially bailing on NBC and ending his stint on The Tonight Show Friday, January 22, according to the New York Post: “Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after...
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Conan O’Brien paid a shitload of money to not work
After lengthy negotiations, Conan O’Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports: No details of the deal...
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Conan O’Brien teams up with George Lopez?
In a move absolutely no one who’s even looked at a television would’ve predicted, Conan O’Brien will host a one-hour talk show on TBS as an 11 pm lead-in to Lopez Tonight which will be bumped to...
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Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian’s Father
Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last night which...
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This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game
Conan O’Brien does a segment called “Clueless Gamer” where he reviews the latest video games even though he doesn’t play them or know anything about them and admittedly hates them. Each one is awesome...
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Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post
While The Pope just nullified Pascal’s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn’t have spectacular...
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Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify...
Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve‘s breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn’t trip over themselves fast enough to...
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We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress
So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated...
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Conan Found Heather Locklear’s Old Exercise Video
Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full...
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Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt,...
Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear...
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Louis CK Exactly Nails The Bleak, Depressing Reality of Smartphones
Louis CK stopped by Conan last night where a quip about not giving his daughters phones turned into a painfully true observation about the futility of life and how we use technology to ignore the fact...
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Marlon Brando Once Groped Natasha Lyonne
Stories about lecherous old Hollywood actors are my favorite because they harken back to a more innocent time when people did horrible things without having any clue they’d later be recorded on a...
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Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan...
I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I...
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Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now
Earlier this morning I was informed that America is Sodom and Gomorrah now, and lo and behold, here’s Jennifer Lawrence talking about her “copious amounts of butt plugs” on Conan last night because...
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