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Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan...

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Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage

The State of The Union was last night. And while President Obama proposed solutions to tackle poverty and climate change as Republicans went gay over duck people, absolutely none of that involved Anna...

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We Went To The Movies And All You Got Are These Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photos

Alright, folks, apparently the summer blockbuster season starts the first weekend of April now, so by the time you’re reading this Photo Boy and I are on our way to see Captain America: The Winter...

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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Want To Be On ‘Game of Thrones,’ This Needs To...

If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom...

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Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now

Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from...

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Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly...

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Conan Got An Advance Copy of ‘Super Smash Bros.’

Feedly is under another DDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here...

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Conan Went To E3 And Other News

- Whitewashing Batfleck‘s gambling problem begins. [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa and R. Kelly made a rape video with Terry Richardson or something. [Dlisted] - Random Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About...

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Jason Biggs Peeing On Chelsea Handler Is Something We All Can Agree On

Yesterday the Internet’s top story was Amber Rose‘s butt, and now today it’s Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler because humanity is 11. Not that I’m above posting it, too, because, ha ha ha, the pee...

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Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to...

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Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may...

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The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have...

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Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker‘s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that...

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Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O’BrienJimmy Fallon to replace Conan O’Brien

I’m a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny...

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Fire Jimmy Fallon. Case closed.Fire Jimmy Fallon. Case closed.

With Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM being yet another retarded decision for NBC, the network is now moving him back to his old time-slot at 11:35 where Conan O’Brien currently hosts The Tonight Show. The AP...

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Conan O’Brien tells NBC to f-ck itselfConan O’Brien tells NBC to f-ck itself

Conan O’Brien released a statement announcing he will not participate in NBC’s decision to push The Tonight Show to 12:05 a.m. in order to accommodate a half-hour Jay Leno show at 11:35: So it has come...

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Jay Leno set to return to ‘The Tonight Show’Jay Leno set to return to ‘The...

After convincing an entire television network to ass-rape one man’s dreams of hosting The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will return to his old show in its original time slot. TMZ reports: We’re told NBC...

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Jay Leno wants to leave NBCJay Leno wants to leave NBC

While NBC wants him back on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno might be following Conan out the door thanks to the network’s unbelievably retarded handling of the situation, according to PopEater: Sources...

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UPDATE: Conan O’Brien leaving ‘Tonight Show’ next weekUPDATE: Conan O’Brien...

Conan O’Brien is officially bailing on NBC and ending his stint on The Tonight Show Friday, January 22, according to the New York Post: “Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after...

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Conan O’Brien paid a shitload of money to not workConan O’Brien paid a...

After lengthy negotiations, Conan O’Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports: No details of the deal...

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