While The Pope just nullified Pascal’s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn’t have spectacular breasts so I don’t even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically talks about being a life-long exhibitionist while Damon Lindelof and J.J. Abrams can’t trip over themselves fast enough to apologize for showing her boobs in space. Which practically makes her an angel save for the part where I have sex with her and her equally-hot sister angels when I get to Heaven. (Have I mentioned I love the new pope? I love the new pope.)