Conan O’Brien does a segment called “Clueless Gamer” where he reviews the latest video games even though he doesn’t play them or know anything about them and admittedly hates them. Each one is awesome including this latest one for the new Tomb Raider which is especially hilarious considering how many articles were written about it being a more a serious approach to Lara Croft and not about her CGI body making men want to bang a jumble of polygons which we absolutely would if we could. Although to the developers’ credit, they managed to pull off both because it reviewed remarkably well yet every single camera angle was deliberately programmed to be up Lara’s butt. It’s a technological marvel, that’s what I’m trying to say here.