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Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian’s Father
Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last night which...
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This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game
Conan O’Brien does a segment called “Clueless Gamer” where he reviews the latest video games even though he doesn’t play them or know anything about them and admittedly hates them. Each one is awesome...
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Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post
While The Pope just nullified Pascal’s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn’t have spectacular...
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Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify...
Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve‘s breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn’t trip over themselves fast enough to...
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We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress
So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated...
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Conan Found Heather Locklear’s Old Exercise Video
Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full...
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Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt,...
Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear...
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Louis CK Exactly Nails The Bleak, Depressing Reality of Smartphones
Louis CK stopped by Conan last night where a quip about not giving his daughters phones turned into a painfully true observation about the futility of life and how we use technology to ignore the fact...
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Marlon Brando Once Groped Natasha Lyonne
Stories about lecherous old Hollywood actors are my favorite because they harken back to a more innocent time when people did horrible things without having any clue they’d later be recorded on a...
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Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan...
I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I...
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Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now
Earlier this morning I was informed that America is Sodom and Gomorrah now, and lo and behold, here’s Jennifer Lawrence talking about her “copious amounts of butt plugs” on Conan last night because...
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Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan...
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Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage
The State of The Union was last night. And while President Obama proposed solutions to tackle poverty and climate change as Republicans went gay over duck people, absolutely none of that involved Anna...
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We Went To The Movies And All You Got Are These Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photos
Alright, folks, apparently the summer blockbuster season starts the first weekend of April now, so by the time you’re reading this Photo Boy and I are on our way to see Captain America: The Winter...
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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Want To Be On ‘Game of Thrones,’ This Needs To...
If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom...
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Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now
Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from...
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Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor
In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly...
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Conan Got An Advance Copy of ‘Super Smash Bros.’
Feedly is under another DDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here...
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Conan Went To E3 And Other News
- Whitewashing Batfleck‘s gambling problem begins. [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa and R. Kelly made a rape video with Terry Richardson or something. [Dlisted] - Random Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About...
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Jason Biggs Peeing On Chelsea Handler Is Something We All Can Agree On
Yesterday the Internet’s top story was Amber Rose‘s butt, and now today it’s Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler because humanity is 11. Not that I’m above posting it, too, because, ha ha ha, the pee...
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Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now
While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to...
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Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else
It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may...
View ArticleThe 2014 MTV Movie Awards
Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have...
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Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person
Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker‘s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that...
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Cleavage Went To Comic-ConJennifer Lawrence’s Cleavage...
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View ArticleConan Made A ‘Clueless Gamer’ For ‘Far Cry Primal’
Conan tries to play Far Cry Primal with some dude I already hate.
View ArticleSeth Rogen & Zac Efron Drawing Penises On Conan’s Face, Anyone?
Seth Rogen and Zac Efron do a dick-filled Clueless Gamer.
View ArticlePeter Dinklage Made A ‘Clueless Gamer,’ POUR IT INTO MY EYES
Peter Dinklage? Clueless Gamer? Someone fetch a lasso because I gots me an erection to wrangle. (Why did I write that?)
View ArticleLouis C.K. On Hillary: ‘We Need A Tough Bitch Mother Who Nobody Likes’
Louis C.K. is all in for Hillary Clinton.
View ArticleConan On Final Fantasy XV: ‘An Epic Blue Balls Waste of Time’
Conan played Final Fantasy XV. He, uh, wasn't a fan.
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